he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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