You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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