i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Liz is crying about burritos again.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I need to calm my uterus...
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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