pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
