i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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