Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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