your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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