Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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