How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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