How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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