This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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