i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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