Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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