I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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