this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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