I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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