you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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