Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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