i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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