Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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