We won't sleep together?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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