he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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