I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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