bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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