im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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