she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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