TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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