its not stalking. its research.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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