everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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