let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i will never coherently bang her
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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