why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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