If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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