Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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