I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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