therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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