Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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