And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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