that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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