We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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