What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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