i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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