Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i think i just lost a toe
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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