he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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