I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize