We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
