Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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