No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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