nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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