that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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