Sponge bath it is.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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