belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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