I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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