why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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