i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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