she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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