four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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