Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
porn star boner night. come get it.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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