Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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