theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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