I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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