jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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